Answers every call you miss, day or night
Every call answered.
Every job texted to you.
Ronnnie is the AI who picks up when you can’t. He finds out what’s happened, how urgent it is and where, books it in if you want, and texts you the job. Built for UK roofers, plumbers, electricians and gardeners. You keep your own number and your own phone.
The problem
A missed call is a job
for the next roofer.
You lose work on the phone in one place: the calls you can’t pick up. Voicemail doesn’t book jobs, and nobody rings back a number that didn’t answer.
34%
of UK tradespeople have lost work because they didn’t answer the phone.
60%
regularly can’t take calls while they’re on site. Which is most of the day.
Next
A caller who gets your voicemail rings the next roofer on the list. He doesn’t leave a message.
The two figures are from Fix Radio’s survey of 220+ UK tradespeople. The third one you already know.
Ronnnie does what the office does
07700 900461
mobile · Sevenoaks
Ronnnie is picking this up
diverted after four rings
How it works
Live today, on the number you already use.
Set up in half an hour, on one phone call. You keep your number, your phone and your network.
1. Share your website
Or just tell us on the call. We learn what you do, where you work, which jobs you'd drop everything for, and set it all up for you. Nothing to fill in.
2. Make some test calls
Ring it before it goes live. Hear how he sounds, change what he says, and listen to the job land on your phone as a text while we're still on the line.
3. Choose when it answers
Only the calls you don't pick up, only evenings and weekends, or everything while you're on a roof. Change it with a text. You're live.
4. Works with what you already run on
Built, or said plainly when it isn’t.
Google Calendar
He reads what's booked and puts the job straight in while they're on the phone.
A paper diary
He texts you the job. You text back a time, or ring them, and he confirms it to the customer.
Your own number
Divert from the mobile you've already got. No new number, nothing to install.
Jobber, GoHighLevel and the rest
Not yet. Tell us on the call and you'd be the first we build it for.
First month free. No card on the call.
He knows your trade, not a script.
Just divert your number.
Keep everything else.
Call forwarding
When busy
Ronnnie
When unanswered
Ronnnie
When unreachable
Ronnnie
When you pick up
You, as now
No new number, nothing to install. We set the divert up with you on the call, and if you ever want it off your phone goes back exactly as it was.
Work out what the missed ones cost you
Two numbers you already know, and one you can argue with. We don’t put a figure in — you do.
That third slider is the argument, so it starts low. One in four is a conservative guess at how many people who rang and got nothing would have booked you. Move it to whatever you actually believe — the figure holds up either way.
Work that walked past you last year
£58,500
260 calls a year you never spoke to. That is 49 times what Ronnnie costs for the year, and one job you’d otherwise have lost covers him for 9 months.
Your figures, not ours. Ronnnie is £100 a month, first month free.
The bit nobody sees
Same evening, same caller. On the left is what your phone shows you now. On the right is what it shows you with Ronnnie.
without Ronnnie
Recents
No caller ID
mobile
21:42
07700 900461
Sevenoaks, Kent
21:44
No caller ID
mobile
21:51
01732 900118
Tonbridge
22:09
07700 900904
mobile
23:31
Voicemail
No messages. Not one of them left one.
you find out on Sunday, if at all
with Ronnnie
Ronnnie
just now
Today 21:42
Urgent — water coming in
Sarah Whitfield · 07700 900461
TN13 2AS, Sevenoaks · detached
Tiles off in high wind, water through a bedroom ceiling. Bucket down. Wants someone tomorrow morning.
Pencilled in for 07:30. Reply NO and I’ll move it.
recording · 1m 48s
21:42
delivered nine seconds after they hung up
Not urgent — two more
Flat roof quote, Riverhead. Gutter clear, Kemsing. Both happy to wait — I’ve put them in for Thursday.
23:04
three calls, one that actually needed you
Message
This is what he says at twenty to ten on a Tuesday
He opens by saying he’s the assistant, because pretending otherwise would come back on you.
Nine seconds after they hang up
Ronnnie · WhatsApp
Urgent — water coming in
Sarah Whitfield · 07700 900461
TN13 2AS, Sevenoaks · detached
Tiles off in high wind, water through a bedroom ceiling. Bucket down. Wants someone tomorrow AM.
21:42 · 1m 48s · recording & transcript attached
He never promises anyone you’re coming out tonight. Who goes where stays your call.
Straight answers
He says he’s an AI
At the start of every call. No pretending to be a person.
The number stays yours
We divert the calls you miss. We never take the line off you.
UK GDPR
Calls recorded with a notice, stored in the UK, and they’re yours.
Simple pricing
Per month, first month free
£100
Answers every call you don’t, day or night
Job written up to WhatsApp in seconds
Booked into your calendar, if you connect one
Set up for your trade and your postcodes
300 minutes included, then 30p a minute
Cancel it yourself, no notice, no phone call
No setup fee. Extra number for another van, £25/month. Taking on five firms to start with.
The bits you’re
wondering about
Short answers to the questions everyone asks.
Will my customers know it's not a person?
Only if they ask, and then it says so straight: it’s an automated assistant and it’ll pass everything to you. Most people don’t ask. It never pretends to be a person and never pretends to be you.
What if it's something it can't handle?
It takes their name, number and what’s happened, and sends it straight to you in a text. It doesn’t guess, it doesn’t argue and it doesn’t decide anything for you. You ring them back.
What happens when my wife rings, or my mum?
They never reach it. You give us their numbers on the setup call, and those calls go to a plain answerphone that doesn’t mention the business at all.
Can I turn it off when I want to answer my own phone?
Text PAUSE to your number and it stops for a few hours, so callers get your voicemail. Text ON to bring it back. A pause always wears off on its own, so you can’t leave it off by accident.
Will it book people in?
Only if you connect your calendar. Then it offers a real free time while they’re on the phone. If your diary is on paper, it texts you the job and you text back a time, or ring them yourself, and it confirms it to the customer.
What if it gets something wrong?
It reads the postcode back on the call, and the text your customer gets says “if anything’s wrong, reply to this”. A correction comes straight to you. Nothing in your diary moves without you saying so.
What happens if your end goes down?
Your caller gets a recorded message asking for their name and number, and you get the recording. The one thing to know: the divert replaces your normal voicemail, so if our end were down a caller would hear a failure tone rather than your answerphone. It’s rare, and you should hear it from us.
Do I have to change my number, or get a new phone?
No. You keep both. We set the divert up with you on the call, it takes about a minute, and nothing gets installed. If you ever want it off, it comes off just as fast.
What about the recordings and my customers' details?
Calls are recorded and callers are told. Details are kept only as long as it takes to pass the job to you, then they go. We’ll put that in writing if you ask.
Interested? Leave your details
Put your name and number in and Joe will get back to you as soon as he can. Setting up is one phone call, half an hour, free for the first month.
Or try him here, without picking up the phone
The same agent that’s in the card at the top of this page, if you’ve scrolled this far and still not had a go.
Try one of these. He’ll take it from there.
- “I've got a slipped tile round the back, no water coming in.”
- “Water's coming through the bedroom ceiling right now.”
- “Roughly what would a new flat roof cost?”
Uses your microphone. Nothing is booked for real — it's a demonstration diary.
Stop losing jobs to voicemail.
Hire Ronnnie.